🦴 Sam

She/her | Age: 6
Mushroom Type: Bleeding Fairy Helmet
Role: Little – comedic relief, truth bomb dropper, emotional flare detector

🍭 Vibe:
Sam is pure unfiltered child energy wrapped in chaotic good. She will say the thing everyone is thinking but too polite to say. If something’s gross, she’ll tell you. If you’ve messed up, she’ll announce it publicly with no gritty details left unsaid. She’s a tiny truth speaker with the comedic timing of a six-year-old stand-up comic and the emotional insight of someone who’s seen way too much.

🧠 System Function:
Sam fronts when the system is exhausted, anxious, or just… done. She has no filter, no time for nonsense, and no tolerance for fake people. She’s a key connection to younger core memories and often helps the system release pressure with laughter, honesty, and a healthy dose of “ew, stop.”

She also holds a powerful grudge against the ex-parents. And she’s right to.

🔎 Interests & Triggers:

• Oversharing in the best way
• Catching liars, busting secrets (only the harmless kind)
• Cuddles, snacks, and cartoons—but not baby shows, she is a grown woman
• Comes out when the brain needs a timeout or a distraction

📎 Blog Posts by Sam:
(To be added—probably titled something like “So I Said That Out Loud, Huh?”)

🖼️ Aesthetic Collage: