I wanted to create a family tree so you can see how convoluted this is. I’ll also include a key for matching names and initials, such as Viridimere Alijah, S5 [sister number five], D5 [daughter number five], or DFC4 [dread father child number four]. This will be my shorthand for posts and a way for you to understand what all of it means. If you ever forget who’s who, you’ll always have this.

Viridimere Alijah & Jamison Alijah
Brontosaurus – T-Rex – Soul Wreath
Dread Father’s Side
Paternal Grandparents
Non-Nana & Pops
Dread Father – Aunt Blondie – Aunt June
Dread Father & First Wife
Ardith (S1) – Agatha (S2) – Anona (S3)
Ardith (S1)
Nibling 1 (S1N1) – Nibling 2 (S1N2)
Agatha (S2)
Nibling 1 (S2N1) – Nibling 2 (S2N2)
Nibling 1
Great Nibling 1 (S2N1GN1) – Great Nibling 2 (S2N1GN2)
Anona (S3)
Nibling 1 (S3N1) – Nibling 2 (S3N2) – Nibling 3 (S3N3)
Nibling 1
Great Nibling 1 (S3N1GN1)
Mommy Dearest’s Side
Maternal Grandparents
Mamaw Malice & Gpa
Uncle – Mommy Dearest – Aunt Sunflower
Mommy Dearest & First Husband
Emily (S4)
Emily (S4) & Oliver (BIL4)
Cherub (S4N1) – Pickles (S4N2)
Mommy Dearest & Dread Father
Mommy Dearest & Dread Father
Viridimere De Rais
Viridimere De Rais Alijah & Jamison Alijah
Brontosaurus (K1) – T-Rex (K2) – Soul Wreath (K3)
I hope this actually makes sense to y’all. If it doesn’t, feel free to complain in the comments, I don’t mind changing it up a bit, so it makes sense to my little internet stranger friends. I want this to be something you can understand because otherwise your reading comprehension when I start ranting on about so-and-so will just obliterate any context you’ve got.
*Side note: my kids are picking their own names, please don’t judge their taste and please don’t think I am titling my kid Soul Wreath or whatever else whacky name they come up with, LOL.

