I wanted to create a family tree so you can see how convoluted this is. I’ll also include a key for matching names and initials, such as Viridimere Alijah, S5 [sister number five], D5 [daughter number five], or DFC4 [dread father child number four]. This will be my shorthand for posts and a way for you to understand what all of it means. If you ever forget who’s who, you’ll always have this.

  1. Dread Father’s Side
  2. Mommy Dearest’s Side
  3. Mommy Dearest & Dread Father

Dread Father’s Side

Paternal Grandparents
Non-Nana & Pops
Dread Father – Aunt Blondie – Aunt June

Dread Father & First Wife
Ardith (S1) – Agatha (S2) – Anona (S3)

Ardith (S1)
Nibling 1 (S1N1) – Nibling 2 (S1N2)

Agatha (S2)
Nibling 1 (S2N1) – Nibling 2 (S2N2)
Nibling 1
Great Nibling 1 (S2N1GN1) – Great Nibling 2 (S2N1GN2)

Anona (S3)
Nibling 1 (S3N1) – Nibling 2 (S3N2) – Nibling 3 (S3N3)
Nibling 1
Great Nibling 1 (S3N1GN1)

Mommy Dearest’s Side

Maternal Grandparents
Mamaw Malice & Gpa
Uncle – Mommy Dearest – Aunt Sunflower

Mommy Dearest & First Husband
Emily (S4)

Emily (S4) & Oliver (BIL4)
Cherub (S4N1) – Pickles (S4N2)


Mommy Dearest & Dread Father

Mommy Dearest & Dread Father
Viridimere De Rais

Viridimere De Rais Alijah & Jamison Alijah
Brontosaurus (K1) – T-Rex (K2) – Soul Wreath (K3)


FW + Dread Father
Ardith – Agatha – Anona

DF & MD
Viridimere

Mommy Dearest + FH
Emily

I hope this actually makes sense to y’all. If it doesn’t, feel free to complain in the comments, I don’t mind changing it up a bit, so it makes sense to my little internet stranger friends. I want this to be something you can understand because otherwise your reading comprehension when I start ranting on about so-and-so will just obliterate any context you’ve got.

*Side note: my kids are picking their own names, please don’t judge their taste and please don’t think I am titling my kid Soul Wreath or whatever else whacky name they come up with, LOL.


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2 responses to “Our Family Tree”

  1. A naughty, silly, little girl. – Traumatized Viridimere Avatar

    […] Now, if you were her favorite grandchild like my sister, Emily or S4, was, then you were good, you could do no foul. But for me, I was an abomination. Our family tree is blended as fuck. You’ve got my dad, dread father or DF, who is married to my mom, mommy dearest or MD. MD had S4 with her ex-husband, and DF has 3 daughters from his ex-wife, S1, S2, and S3. S1 is actually DF’s ex-wife’s daughter, so DF’s stepdaughter. It’s so convoluted, I know. I will make a chart on who is who I swear. […]

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  2. Stuck Between a Rock and a Guilt Trip – Traumatized Viridimere Avatar

    […] let me give you the rundown of Non-na. Non-na is the wife of Pops, they’re the parents of Dread father. They have 3 children, Dread Father, aunt Blondie, and Aunt June. Aunt June has been taking care of […]

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